Letters: April 30, 2006

For future letter-writers: we appreciate the effort, but it's not necessary to send us three different letters under the guise of three different identities. We'd rather just have none. But by all means, continue to send us real letters from your real self, or the personality that's currently dominant.

There are countries outside the US?!

Haha, just read news in sexy briefs for the 23/4. Gas prices at $3 a gallon? They're not far off £5 a gallon in Britain (thats $9 btw)

(Stands back and waits for gasps of astonishment) - acrossthepond

Josh: What's next, writing dates with the month coming second?

Our famed love for SDJ gets us in trouble.

Here's a letter, now stick it in your pie hole you Sammy Davis Jr loving blacks! - Archie Crumpler

Josh: None of our staff is black, although I do have a glass eye.

And now for something different.

Word is bond my niggas! I was like two minutes away from beatin Socom Navy seals on my ps2 when some wiley ass nigga bust through my crib an stole my ps2. I fucked up the nigga all in the head wit a mug but that shit done nothin to dis nigga. So word he jumped out my window wit my ps2, wit motherfuckin socom still spinnin in that shit, hopped on the bus and sold my motherfuckin ps2 to some white bitch an then had sex wit the bitch on top my ps2. Word is bond, Nigga out! - Darius Worthington

Josh: And you know something, kids? That "wiley ass nigga" in the story was me. I hope you all caught the lesson here.

An EV -- WHAT THE?!

Can I sign up to join your e-mail list for a daily dose of EV? - Tim Bigelow

Josh: All right, is this seriously something we should do? The last time we asked in the Weekly Rambling, we got nothing in reply, but Tim here wants one! But Tim, we can't just do it for you! If you would like an EV newsletter, please tell us!

True stories.

Does this story have any truth to it besides that Tom is a scientologist? I'm mean really, call me ignerant but, I just don't think so. Thanks - kelly