Seven iPhone App Ideas Guaranteed To Make You Rich And Sexy (Page 3)

Pictured: Don't Drink The Drink

6.) Don't Drink The Drink You Want To Drink

It's possible that some alcoholics use an iPhone, but without an app to stop them from drinking, they'll probably just end up selling it for booze. That's where you can come in, helping those who have a problem with alcohol carefully plot routes that go past -- never through -- all the bars in the area. Special features could include turn-by-turn directions to make super-sure that you don't cross paths with a bar, and that bar's daily specials, in case you just want something to eat.

Suggested Price:
Two Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) chips

Difficulty To Make:
Easy once you have a few.

Pictured: Fail

7.) Fail

Have you ever noticed how saying "Fail" -- particularly in a form that's not grammatically correct based on the context of the sentence -- is hilarious? The internet has! Capture the phenomenon that's sweeping the nation by making Fail, the app that says "Fail". You may even be interviewed by mainstream news outlets about your cutting-edge app, right around the time you hear your grandmother say "fail".

Suggested Price:
Free ($10 upgrade to version that can also say "Win")

Difficulty To Make:


It's easy to get rich using the iPhone, but is there any reason why you shouldn't do it? There may be, but if there's not an app to tell you why, you'll never know for sure. Enjoy your wealth and intercourse!

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