Letters: May 14, 2006

Ooh, ouch. Few letters this week. But it's fortunate, because we just barely feel like answering them! Haha, we're going to destroy this site.

The first in a few concerning Mr. Gary.

Goth Gary needs to stop stalking me. He is a fath. He needs to stop copying my style. There is a reason everyone calls me Goth Lauren and everyone calls him LAME. He needs to stop sending my vials of his blood and letter with clipping of his hair in them. - Goth Lauren

Josh: That sounds like way more trouble and caring than the Goth Gary I know would go through. Perhaps it is you who is the Fath! A-ha!

And again...

Who the fuck do you honestly think you are? if your so concerned about whos a poser whore, you should look in the mirror. Oh, are you so spooky that your reflection doesn't show? REAL goths dont concern themselves with who is real and who isnt. people live around goths, goths dont live around people. But you live under it all. You stupid fake loser. kill yourself. now. - smog

Josh: No, that's exactly what real goths do, all the time. You obviously are the fraud here.

OMG CAPITAL LETTERS

NURSES IN THE SOUTH UNDERGO THE WORST CONDITIONS IMAGINABLE. THEY NEED EQUAL PAY, FAIR PATIENT LOADS AND A LIMIT ON THE NUMBER OF PATIENTS THAT ARE TAKEN CARE OF BY THE NURSES. NURSES ALSO WANT HOURS THAT ARE FLEXIBLE WITH A LIMIT ON THE TIME THAT AN ADMISSION CAN BE SENT DURING A SHIFT, FOR EXAMPLE, NOT SENDING PATIENTS TO BE ADMITTED ON THE SHIFTS WHEN THERE ARE ONLY 3 HOURS LEFT ON THE SHIFT, THIS COMPROMISES PATIENT CARE AND CAUSES SERIOUS SAFETY CONCERNS CAUSING DEATH AND INDEQUATE CARE. ON A TYPICAL 12 HOUR SHIFT AT HOSPITALS IN CHATTANOOGA TENNESSEE A NURSE MAY HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF 6 TO 8 PATIENTS WITH A HIGH LEVEL OF ACUITY. THIS LEAVES THE REMAINING PATIENTS IN THE NURSES CARE HAVING TO SIT AND WAIT WHILE THEIR NURSE ADMITS PATIENTS AT 6 O'CLOCK PM, ON WHAT IS TYPICALLLY TURNING OUT TO BE NOT 12 HOUR SHIFTS BUT 14 HOUR SHIFTS... [snip! - Ed.] ...AND WHY THERE IS A NURSING SHORTAGE. - DEAN MCDANIEL RN BSN, BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION

Josh: Wow. That sucks. Move out of the South?

Gothiness, round three.

you say real goths don't need to shout about it so why have you. you are clearly young and annoyed with the world, but it's really not as bad as you think. live and let live, if others are happy with the way they look then you have no right to say anything about them. there is more to being a goth than teenage angst and eyeliner. we even smile sometimes! enjoy doing what you want but remember to be nice to the rest of the world occasionally - lilly

Josh: Not only do real goths never smile, most normal people don't, either. You are insane.

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