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Hateful Language Discovered In King's "I Have a Dream" Speech
                  by Scott Borchert

The speech for which the Reverend Martin Luther King Jr. is best known has come under scrutiny upon the discovery of some language that many consider to be "hateful" and "degrading".

The words "negro", "nigra" and derivations thereof are used no less than 15 times, making the speech one of the most hateful and racist documents since the Three Fifths Compromise, say scholars.

See FOR SHAME on FG

     

Eater Of Organic Foods Lives
"Life Of Shame"

                  by Josh Righter

Many Americans have been subject to increasing levels of criticism in the past decade about their food choices. For Cincinnati, Ohio resident Martin Palmer, that much is painfully obvious.

"It's...hard, sometimes, to face family and friends with some of the food I eat," he said with a haunted look in his eyes. "You feel it, you know? The stares, the snickers -- you feel all of that."

See LIKE A LITTLE DEATH? on W4

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